How to annoy your other half...

[MrSlack]

So six hours have now elapsed and she hasn't noticed the new additions to the kitchen window display

[Kilrah]

Or she has and is trolling you


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[MK14]

So six hours have now elapsed and she hasn't noticed the new additions to the kitchen window display

Put these up instead:

[MrSlack]

Hahaha those are great

[chris_leyson]

She probably has noticed and is thinking "now what have you shed loads of money on" 

[chris_leyson]

Thanks MK14 those are really cool, fire up you soldering iron MrSlack 

[MK14]

She probably has noticed and is thinking "now what have you shed loads of money on" 

She might get hungry one afternoon, and want a treat. So opens one up with a tin opener.

Or you (OP), might come home, to her saying "We are going to REALLY enjoy those treats you left for me. They will be finished from their high temperature oven cooking soon."

Hahaha those are great

Thanks.

Stating the obvious. They are easy to make. You just make one. Remember to install the latest google AI MCU unit. Then switch it on and tell it how many more copies of itself to make.

[Cubdriver]

  . Love it!  Very artful arrangement, and you even used an odd number of them, which I'm told is the proper way to do plantings and decorations and whatnot.

Towards the end, I think I did it (the annoying your SO part) simply by existing.

-Pat

[zapta]

Want to make here happy? Fix the fence.

[Stonent]

Want to make here happy? Fix the fence.

Why's the dude gotta fix the fence? EQUALITY! 

[MrSlack]

The fence is fixed. It's held together with cable ties exactly how it is

(And Incidentally I'm never asked to fix fences again )

Edit: also to add I have the get out that it was her cat that pissed in my Tek 453 and blew it up

[nctnico]

Edit: also to add I have the get out that it was her cat that pissed in my Tek 453 and blew it up

LOL  The cat probably didn't find it warm enough or the Tek453 was getting too much attention.

[MK14]

The fence is fixed. It's held together with cable ties exactly how it is

(And Incidentally I'm never asked to fix fences again )

Edit: also to add I have the get out that it was her cat that pissed in my Tek 453 and blew it up

I heard the cat saw these new fangled, round cylindrical blue mouses, in your living room. But could not reach them. So the cat searched and searched, and found some hiding in your Tek 453. So the cat attacked them, the only way it knew how to.

MrSlack, are you named after your "Slack" fence ?

[MrSlack]

If only it did. Perhaps I should charge them up and put catnip on them

It is an evil cat - messes and destroys eveything. The scope was on and it pissed into the back where the HV unit is by looks of the damage it caused. If I pull anything blue and heavy looking out of the cupboard it goes out for the night now so hopefully it made itself part of a short path to ground and learned a lesson

Slack: https://youtu.be/BbHjybg50BU

[chris_leyson]

"In the 25 years I've known you Chris, you've never finished a project" She's right, but we still together.

[MK14]

If only it did. Perhaps I should charge them up and put catnip on them

It is an evil cat - messes and destroys eveything. The scope was on and it pissed into the back where the HV unit is by looks of the damage it caused. If I pull anything blue and heavy looking out of the cupboard it goes out for the night now so hopefully it made itself part of a short path to ground and learned a lesson

Slack: https://youtu.be/BbHjybg50BU

Thanks, I enjoyed watching that. It is a bit weird/funny/exciting and mind boggling, all at the same time, somehow.

I feel very said for your ...
(It looks really nice).

[MrSlack]

Twas a lovely machine even if it did eat expensive and rare FETs and tunnel diodes like breakfast cereal. Was designed and built like a spacecraft.

"In the 25 years I've known you Chris, you've never finished a project" She's right, but we still together.

I have finished lots of projects but she doesn't remember any of them, only the ones I didn't

[MK14]

Twas a lovely machine even if it did eat expensive and rare FETs and tunnel diodes like breakfast cereal. Was designed and built like a spacecraft.

"In the 25 years I've known you Chris, you've never finished a project" She's right, but we still together.

I have finished lots of projects but she doesn't remember any of them, only the ones I didn't

I got bored, so I looked on another forum.

There was a MrsSlack, complaining about her significant other. He keeps on saying he has finished many projects. Have you seen my fence ? Call that finished. She said.

[MrSlack]

hahaha

[tautech]

I find that when driving and placing a wheel on the road edge warning ripple strips creates almost instant feedback, albeit negative and to lift things further when criticized for doing so, reply; yes dear, anything you say dear.

Works every time. 

[German_EE]

I have been known to do something similar with the cardboard core from used toilet rolls. They get put in all sorts of strange places and my record is two months inside a light fitting, maybe she thought that the rectangular shadow was supposed to be there.

[GreyWoolfe]

Want to make here happy? Fix the fence.

Kind of pointless to go there when the title of the thread is 'how to annoy your other half'

[zapta]

Want to make here happy? Fix the fence.

Kind of pointless to go there when the title of the thread is 'how to annoy your other half'

Good point. He should destroy the fence then.

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[zapta]

Cups vs. caps, all from China.

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[MK14]

Want to make here happy? Fix the fence.

Kind of pointless to go there when the title of the thread is 'how to annoy your other half'

Good point. He should destroy the fence then.

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He can't do that.

The dreaded cat, would mingle with the local cats. Who would gang up, get in his home, and then each of them would line up with a different piece of his favorite electronics lab collection equipment, and destroy it via obnoxious liquid attacks.
His cat has already tested and proved that the technique works. He/she has just not worked out how to open up the garden.