I normally try to avoid religious topics but this one is too good to miss. Pope Francis has appointed 1142 'Super Confessors' who are to tour the world forgiving those really heavy sins. These include plotting to kill the Pope, breaking the secrecy of the confessional and doing bad things with the bread and the wine. One will travel amongst the Inuit community in the far north of Canada and another plans to travel around the Australian Outback in a van.
I could be wrong here but the chances of finding misbehaving Catholics amongst the Inuit or deep in the Australian Outback will be pretty slim. Anyway, say hello to him when he arrives.