engineering jokes

[BU508A]

That's really poor maths. The reactive power need to be orthogonal to the active power.

If you're after such details then there isn't enough beer involved. 

[coppice]

That's really poor maths. The reactive power need to be orthogonal to the active power.

If you're after such details then there isn't enough beer involved. 

So you think additional beer will straighten things? I thought it worked the other way around.

[BU508A]

That's really poor maths. The reactive power need to be orthogonal to the active power.

If you're after such details then there isn't enough beer involved. 

So you think additional beer will straighten things? I thought it worked the other way around.

If it will not then it wasn't enough beer.

[Nominal Animal]

That's really poor maths. The reactive power need to be orthogonal to the active power.

I tried that, but the beer fell out.

You owe me a beer now, btw.

[Mechatrommer]

sure it's not enough beer if it's not send you to the reactive power... there are funnier things than resting in peace... like blaming "The Other" for anything wrong in this world...
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9939161/drunk-student-electric-shock-claimed-30ft-pole-ohio-university/

[SiliconWizard]

That's really poor maths. The reactive power need to be orthogonal to the active power.

I tried that, but the beer fell out.

 

[rhodges]

Could it be the beer has an imaginary component? This seems too complex for me.

[Nominal Animal]

Could it be the beer has an imaginary component? This seems too complex for me.

I always considered the head on a beer an imaginary component.

[GlennSprigg]

Well, maybe 'Chemical' Engineering. Always thought this was funny!!   

[bsfeechannel]

ETI November 1978, p. 67

[BU508A]

Source:
https://blog.toggl.com/programming-languages-explained-with-music-comic/

[bd139]

So true. Years of common lisp and now C# 

[BU508A]

Finally, I've found the square root:

[Canis Dirus Leidy]

"So, I understand correctly that you spent 4,000 bucks on the interconnect cable because you “hear the difference”, but you don't hear me calling you from the kitchen??"

[Ed.Kloonk]

(Attachment Link)
"So, I understand correctly that you spent 4,000 bucks on the interconnect cable because you “hear the difference”, but you don't hear me calling you from the kitchen??"

At least she knows her place.

[Cyberdragon]

(Attachment Link)
"So, I understand correctly that you spent 4,000 bucks on the interconnect cable because you “hear the difference”, but you don't hear me calling you from the kitchen??"

At least she knows her place.

OOF

[BU508A]

A French aspect to nuclear physics:

[capt bullshot]

Finally, I've found the square root:

Sorry, that one is for German speakers only (pointing out a common mispelling of Maschine):
Sagt ein Gleisarbeiter zum anderen: "Waschmaschine"

[BU508A]

Did you know?
If you read "Neil Armstrong" backwards, it is saying: "Gnorts Mr. Alien".

[hwj-d]

i've built a new jet:

[Ed.Kloonk]

i've built a new jet:

Make sure loose items are stowed.

[Kjelt]

i've built a new jet:

Probably to match the new EU environmental emission standards

[Nominal Animal]

Ain't a jet; it's an ornithopthopthopter.

[AlfBaz]

Too soon?

[BU508A]

Isaac Newton: "Today, I'm staying at home, chilling."

'Isaac, we cannot publish that!"

"Ok, write the following: First Newton's Law: In an inertial frame of reference, an object either remains at rest or continues to move at a constant velocity, unless acted upon by a force."