engineering jokes

[Teti]

[Fox_Alex]

[Simon]

what about the fuel tank?

[MrMobodies]

Here's one I found amusing.

Voltcraft Plus Conrad charger manager 2020 manual:

Page21: The charger may not be used on humans or animals.

How is that even possible?



To use that on a human or an animal.

[Ed.Kloonk]

Here's one I found amusing.

Voltcraft Plus Conrad charger manager 2020 manual:

Page21: The charger may not be used on humans or animals.

How is that even possible?



To use that on a human or an animal.

PM sent.

[eti]

Did you hear about the Arab who bought a dairy?
Now he's a milk sheikh. 

[newbrain]

PM sent.

I fear PM might stand for Privates Mauling in this case...

[chris_leyson]

The charger may not be used on humans or animals, that won't stop BigClive trying it out on sausage rolls or babybell cheese.

[Fox_Alex]

Voltcraft Plus Conrad charger manager 2020 manual:

Page21: The charger may not be used on humans or animals.

How is that even possible?

Ask this man about it!

[drussell]

The charger may not be used on humans or animals, that won't stop BigClive trying it out on sausage rolls or babybell cheese.

Even the most moist hot dog wiener isn't likely to do much at battery charging voltage. 

Touché, though sir, touché... 

[Berni]

The charger may not be used on humans or animals, that won't stop BigClive trying it out on sausage rolls or babybell cheese.

Even the most moist hot dog wiener isn't likely to do much at battery charging voltage. 

Touché, though sir, touché... 

Unless they also made chargers for the "B Battery" that the oldschool vacuum tube radios used to use. They existed in 90V and 120V variants. Now that could cook a hotdog

[drussell]

Unless they also made chargers for the "B Battery" that the oldschool vacuum tube radios used to use. They existed in 90V and 120V variants. Now that could cook a hotdog

I have a funny feeling that "Voltcraft Plus Conrad charger manager 2020" model isn't going have the oomph to charge a 48, 60, 90 or 120V B-battery, "universal" though it may supposedly be.   

[BU508A]

Meanwhile, social distancing in Germany:

The day, Pythagoras has died

[Simon]

Saw this on facebook, maybe we should call it Schrodinger's distancing

[BU508A]

If you look at it in a three-dimensional way (Tetraeder), then it could work. 

[Simon]

Can't see how that works, maybe you need a 4th dimension.

[BU508A]

With the four people from above, like this:

[Kjelt]

Can't see how that works, maybe you need a 4th dimension.

You watch too much Dr Who 

[capt bullshot]

With the four people from above, like this:

So one of them would need to hover above the others?

[Kjelt]

So one of them would need to hover above the others?

Or put in a pit below the other three 

[BU508A]

Could be interesting to watch. I'll bring the popcorn. 

[Simon]

Geometric distancing

[fourfathom]

With the four people from above, like this:

That's how they are doing social distancing on the International Space Station.

[tpowell1830]

Geometric distancing

Proximity bias...

[daqq]

Meanwhile, social distancing in Germany:

The day, Pythagoras has died

Finally, a distancing guide for non-Euclidean space! R'lyeh also matters!