It's Groundhog Day.
Again!
<sigh>
EDIT
This post has been shortened and cleansed to avoid upsetting other children.
Whatever was written here can be found in one or more of the following books (in no particular order, and without mentioning the usual suspects Feynman, Purcell, Griffiths, Ohanian, Jackson):
Panofsky, Phillips
Classical Electricity and Magnetism 2nd ed
John Kraus
Electromagnetism 2nd to 4th ed
Ramo, Whinnery, VanDuzer
Fields and Waves in Communication Electronics 2nd or 3rd ed
Bleaney
Electricity and Magnetism 3rd ed
Nayfeh, Brussel
Electricity and Magnetism
Kip
Fundamentals of Electricity and Magnetism 2nd ed
Lorrain, Courson
Electromagnetic Fields and Waves 2nd ed
"Books" are static paper based documents that can be found in libraries. They are like smartphones, but (usually) bigger, with lots and lots of extremely thin flexible e-ink screens and a very long battery life. Libraries are...
Oh, never mind. Keep on pushing that square peg into that round hole. With a big enough hammer, it will fit.