The problem is that you are just mixing together commonly used terms as if it was one thing. There is a reason why these things are called different things.
When I attended elementary school, when the dinosaurs roamed the world, they taught me about sets. Do they still teach sets nowadays?
Because (here < stands for "include", and U stands for "union"):
Resistor < Linear resistor U Nonlinear resistor
Nonlinear resistor < incandescent lamps U diodes U ...
So, you can still call it a diode, recognize that it is a nonlinear resistor and, as such, that it belongs to the more general set of resistors.
Does this make any sense to you?
What you are trying to say is that a diode exhibits the effect of "electrical resistance" or "resistivity".
This effect is not particularly special and just describes that the device can consume electrical power and turn it into something else,
The point I make is that this is ALL a diode does.
Huge resistance when reverse biased, small resistance when forward biased. This is not a side effect. It is what it does (if we neglect secondary effects due to parasitics in real devices).
It does not store energy in the electric field.
It does not store energy in the magnetic field.
It does not do whatever sorcery a memristor does.
It just oppose a resistance that takes power out of the circuit.