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Coding error in rubber sex robot strangled customer!
« on: September 02, 2019, 08:58:47 pm »
Its all you engineers fault, you lousy coders!  :)
https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/it-scares-me-death-coding-errors-sex-robots-make-them-prone-violence-and-strangling

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Re: Coding error in rubber sex robot strangled customer!
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2019, 09:11:39 pm »
just the usual click-bate that  some expert says the something terrible could, might, possibly, happen
 
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Re: Coding error in rubber sex robot strangled customer!
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2019, 09:44:07 pm »
Sounds like he's describing exactly what happened in a video game.
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Re: Coding error in rubber sex robot strangled customer!
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2019, 11:00:25 pm »
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Re: Coding error in rubber sex robot strangled customer!
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2019, 11:33:37 pm »
  I suppose that in view of the mandatory increased minimum wage laws, mandatory employer supplied insurance laws, and mandatory overtime laws, etc, etc that this is what we have to look forward to. 

  It won't be SkyNet that kills off all of the humans, it will be the over abused (and under paid) sex-bots! It's started!
 

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Re: Coding error in rubber sex robot strangled customer!
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2019, 11:48:50 pm »
What gone wrong with French males? Dont they like carbon based women anymore? ;D
 

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Re: Coding error in rubber sex robot strangled customer!
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2019, 12:46:15 am »
What gone wrong with French males? Dont they like carbon based women anymore? ;D
Not only do you get yet another interesting gadget to root and hack, she won't complain about your hobby. The downside is that with current technology, she won't exactly be able to work with you on your hobby.
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Re: Coding error in rubber sex robot strangled customer!
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2019, 12:51:05 am »
  I suppose that in view of the mandatory increased minimum wage laws, mandatory employer supplied insurance laws, and mandatory overtime laws, etc, etc that this is what we have to look forward to. 

  It won't be SkyNet that kills off all of the humans, it will be the over abused (and under paid) sex-bots! It's started!

don't worry there's people ready to protect the world from dangerous sex robots

https://torontosun.com/news/world/swede-sour-feminists-want-dangerous-sex-robots-banned
 
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Re: Coding error in rubber sex robot strangled customer!
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2019, 01:43:12 am »
I think they'll be so cheaply made due to planned obolescence that they'll just break anyway... :-//

There's no need to make a sex robot as strong as a lathe:

 
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Re: Coding error in rubber sex robot strangled customer!
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2019, 03:01:58 am »
just the usual click-bate that  some expert says the something terrible could, might, possibly, happen

its a good idea you know if teslas were not killing people etc

industry talk for 'get the fuck out of my fucking cash flow'

usually this before it gets 'regulated'
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Re: Coding error in rubber sex robot strangled customer!
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2019, 03:15:43 am »
alien comes to mind, but this one wont choke you with a news paper (nc-17)
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Re: Coding error in rubber sex robot strangled customer!
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2019, 04:50:01 am »
What gone wrong with French males? Dont they like carbon based women anymore? ;D
Not only do you get yet another interesting gadget to root and hack, she won't complain about your hobby. The downside is that with current technology, she won't exactly be able to work with you on your hobby.

Please pardon the sniggering, that's just all the Aussies on the forum! ;D
 
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Re: Coding error in rubber sex robot strangled customer!
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2019, 05:49:37 pm »
I think they'll be so cheaply made due to planned obolescence that they'll just break anyway... :-//

There's no need to make a sex robot as strong as a lathe:



 :-DD  I'm sorry to laugh but that's just such a perfect example of natural selection in action!

I bet it hurt like hell though, probably with breaks too.
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Re: Coding error in rubber sex robot strangled customer!
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2019, 06:36:24 pm »


industry talk for 'get the fuck out of my fucking cash flow'


   LOL!  Quote of the day!
 

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Re: Coding error in rubber sex robot strangled customer!
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2019, 07:11:26 pm »
just the usual click-bate that  some expert says the something terrible could, might, possibly, happen

its a good idea you know if teslas were not killing people etc
industry talk for 'get the fuck out of my fucking cash flow'

yeh, Tesla should fix their stuff so we can go back to the good old days when here was no car crashes
 

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Re: Coding error in rubber sex robot strangled customer!
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2019, 07:24:02 pm »
yeh, Tesla should fix their stuff so we can go back to the good old days when here was no car crashes

  At least in those days, there was a driver that you could blame. Who are you going to blame in a driverless car?   The company that built it? The programmer in India that wrote the program. The company built the LIDAR?  The "Co-Pilot" that was asleep in the back seat? Or maybe just blame the victim for daring to be on the road at the same time that somebody unleashed what amounts to an unguided missile?

   But I'd rather go back to talking about the French sex dolls! Are there samples available?
 

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Re: Coding error in rubber sex robot strangled customer!
« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2019, 09:44:15 pm »
just the usual click-bate that  some expert says the something terrible could, might, possibly, happen

its a good idea you know if teslas were not killing people etc
industry talk for 'get the fuck out of my fucking cash flow'

yeh, Tesla should fix their stuff so we can go back to the good old days when here was no car crashes

a utilitarian argument, but you don't consider justice

no one knows what kind of evil shit can happen in a efficient society without justice that feels right. probably very bad things
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Re: Coding error in rubber sex robot strangled customer!
« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2019, 09:48:05 pm »
People should just start using ADA for coding those damn robots.
 ;D

And yes, we're heading towards a wonderful world in which nobody will be to blame anymore.
Shit will happen, and it will be no fucking one's fault. How great does that sound?  |O
 

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Re: Coding error in rubber sex robot strangled customer!
« Reply #18 on: September 05, 2019, 09:48:58 pm »
People should just start using ADA for coding those damn robots.
 ;D

And yes, we're heading towards a wonderful world in which nobody will be to blame anymore.
Shit will happen, and it will be no fucking one's fault. How great does that sound?  |O

it sounds psychopathic, its like society deciding that more lighting strikes killing people is OK for some reason.

we are moving to the indiana jones model with boulders that might track
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Re: Coding error in rubber sex robot strangled customer!
« Reply #20 on: September 05, 2019, 10:05:43 pm »
It's nobody's fault! https://www.en24.news/fr/2019/09/the-judges-order-a-dismissal-for-airbus-and-air-france.html

i think thats more similar to a train accident then a automobile that can literary drive anywhere. whats preventing the thing from trying to run you over in a city park?

at least with a plane you have a pilot and you kinda know unless its hijacked you will probably die along a linear line and the pilot will try to crash land into a desolate area

now imagine a  delivery van filled with ipods and dildos rampaging through a park. its alot harder to justify then seeing family across the ocean. at least people died trying to get something meaningful done.. rather then some bottom dollar delivery company bringing rich people paninis
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Re: Coding error in rubber sex robot strangled customer!
« Reply #21 on: May 26, 2021, 04:36:56 pm »
Coding error led to customer getting strangled? I usually have to pay my sex-bot extra for that...
 
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Re: Coding error in rubber sex robot strangled customer!
« Reply #22 on: May 26, 2021, 09:20:42 pm »

I just don't get it...  Anyone who gets excited about a sex robot must never have tried a real woman?  Or maybe just not the right real woman?  hmmmm....

 

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Re: Coding error in rubber sex robot strangled customer!
« Reply #23 on: May 27, 2021, 09:44:18 am »
If they could get attract any real woman, they wouldn't be looking at sex robots.  ;)


P.S. Hmm, a bit of a necro thread resurrection.
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Re: Coding error in rubber sex robot strangled customer!
« Reply #24 on: May 27, 2021, 12:10:27 pm »
   On the other hand after looking at, and listening to, some of the women today makes me what to remain celibate.

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