I've been reading many online posts praising the benefits for super capacitors, the (soon to be) Batteriser, and of course the mystical energy contained in statically charged surfaces.
The THOR CON-FUSION-ISER
Lightning/Condenser/Fusion device
I'd like to propose a crowd-funded initiative that allows you to walk on woollen carpet, or other static generating method - to charge a Supercap.
This could then be harnessed by Batteriser to power everything until the next millennium... simply by walking around the house, standing on a hill in a lightning storm or other suitable activity.
- even at 10% conversion efficiency, would be easily capable of powering a DeLorean, or Apple keyboard.
A sure fire (lightning) 'hit'.
All the magical properties of these devices would be revealed for all to see.
We could offer an unconditional lifetime warranty (lightning hits excluded).
Shuffling, and getting a shock from the doorknob will be a thing of the past... from now on, you'll be charging Supercaps, and saving the free world from wasteful primary batteries with Batteriser!