You joke, but isopropyl alcohol is just metabolized to acetone, which then is largely excreted through breathing. As I understand it, it's a shitty buzz... but surprisingly not very toxic, on par with ethanol.
So, while I wouldn't suggest making a cocktail with acetone or isopropyl; it is true that ethanol is suitable for cleaning, if you happen to have it in a reasonably pure form (Everclear for the drinkable kind, or denatured whatever if not).
Acetone and MEK are often okay for electronics as well, but as with all of these, BE CAREFUL AND CHECK FIRST. A lot of inks and plastics soften, swell or dissolve in the more aggressive (more aliphatic, or aromatic for that matter) solvents. Electrolytics may be compromised by exposure.
Tim