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Reply #75 on:
July 23, 2022, 02:11:01 am »
Q: What happens when a batch of MIL-spec capacitors are rejected?
A: Get discharged.
Q: Why did the project manager reject that design with supercapacitors?
A: They charge too much.
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Q: What type of rectifier diodes should you use in medical equipment?
A: Fast recovery diodes.
Q: What kind of capacitors should you use in a DVD player?
A: Film capacitors.
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Just a thought, could there be a load of these jokes produced from the idea:
"exam answers received when we accidentally gave the electronics students the humanities papers"
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Q: Why does an analog design engineer open the databook of Zener diodes?
A: To find a reference.
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Q: If you're replicating the original radio wave experiment, what do you say when you accidentally touch the electrodes?
A: It hertz!
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Q: Why do oscilloscope measurements drift over time?
A: Plate Tektronix.
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Q: What do you say when a magnetic sensor doesn't work properly despite repeated attempts?
A: "What the Hall?"
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What do ogres and the OSI model have in common?
Both have layers.
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Q: What do you say when a factory exploded after a process control system failure?
A: Bang-bang controller.
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Q: What do you say when someone asks you to build a monostable trigger circuit?
A: "I'll give it one shot."
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Q: Which tech publisher always carefully checks all their books and you almost never see an error?
A: CRC Press.
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Q: Why did an electronics component maker go out of business even when their products have a reputation of never breaking down?
A: The company makes spark plugs.
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Q: What do you call a fierce competition between several embedded system vendors?
A: An ARMed conflict.
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Q: What happens after people found some components from a cheap electronics supplier were unreliable under high temperature?
A: Get a lower rating.
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Q: Why has the hardware developer stopped eating junk food since recent years?
A: Because there's a shortage of chips and wafers.
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A: What are they poor at when they can't assemble properly?
B: Assembly language.
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Q: What reason is given when the delivery of the new precision shunt resistors is delayed?
A: The Kelvin bridge is closed.
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Q: What do you say when you're building a retrocomputer but its operating frequency is too high to be authentic?
A: Your clock signal is not "period-correct"
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Q: How do you describe the process of analyzing a circuit's frequency response in time domain?
A: It's convoluted.
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Q: What am I when they start charging for 'tokens' instead of a 'fee' just for the privilege of using my device.
A: Third world citizen.
Q: What is it when I smash up a memory stick with a stone.
A: Sticks and stones.
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My son was chewing on electrical cords, so I had to ground him. He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
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Q: What kind of circuit board assembly technique is the best for making oscilloscopes and signal generators?
A: Wave soldering.
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Adds a whole new meaning to bricking the computer.
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Quote from: Ed.Kloonk on October 05, 2022, 04:38:35 am
Adds a whole new meaning to bricking the computer.
It looks like you've cemented the joke.
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Q: What do you call an AC mains power supply that violates electrical spacing rules?
A: It's creepy.
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