Author Topic: Bad Electronics Jokes (Read 54101 times)

niconiconi · « **Reply #175 on:** December 26, 2022, 09:24:19 pm »

Q: Which semiconductor company's chips require many PCB layers to use?

A: VIA Technologies.

MK14 · « **Reply #176 on:** December 28, 2022, 01:01:32 am »

Q: Is it true, around 8 in 10 people, of the general population, don't understand how percentages work?

A: Yes, so around 175% of the general population don't understand percentages.

Q: Is it true that you have to understand mathematics, to become an electronics or software engineer?

A: Yes. That is why there are three types of people in this world, those that can count (and may become engineers), and those that can't count.

The Soulman · « **Reply #177 on:** December 28, 2022, 01:12:26 am »

These jokes are all terrible!!
So here is another one:
Q: What is the name of a broken transistor?
A: Transwasstor.

Sacodepatatas · « **Reply #178 on:** December 28, 2022, 02:55:19 am »

Q: Why an EE from Spain is browsing for the 28th of December in the calendar?
A: He's looking up a cross reference for the April's fool day.

Q: Why a photodiode doesn't like fat food?
A: prefers to get light.

Q: Why feminists are causing the microchips shortage?
A: Because of the purple plague.

Q: Why a broken screen is lying horizontally on the table while holding some dishes and glasses over it?
A: Because it was OLED as tray.

MK14 · « **Reply #179 on:** December 28, 2022, 03:27:14 am »

Q: What is the difference, between a novice golf player, getting a hole in one, and one of the best multimeters, you can get?

A: None, they are both Flukes.

Zeyneb · « **Reply #180 on:** December 28, 2022, 03:52:28 am »

Q: How to get a firm grasp of the concept of Bad?
A: EEVBLOG - Bad Electronics Jokes

Nominal Animal · « **Reply #181 on:** December 28, 2022, 05:43:10 am »

Q: How do wise old plasmons teach eager new excitation modes?
A: Electron, electroff.

(I didn't know there was a level beyond dad jokes, btw.)

MrMobodies · « **Reply #182 on:** December 28, 2022, 10:35:09 am »

Q: Why won't the noise cancelling headphones ~~work~~ produce sound?

A: Because it is noise cancelling.

Sacodepatatas · « **Reply #183 on:** December 28, 2022, 11:04:34 am »

Quote from: Zeyneb on December 28, 2022, 03:52:28 am

Q: How to get a firm grasp of the concept of Bad?
A: EEVBLOG - Bad Electronics Jokes

MrMobodies · « **Reply #184 on:** December 28, 2022, 11:19:04 am »

Q: What do cats become attuned to?

A: Tuna

I remember this one I liked of the paperclip 20 years ago which I just found again see attachment.

Vincent · « **Reply #185 on:** December 29, 2022, 04:15:50 am »

Improvised joke FTW:

It's the story of that guy who kept throwing alkaline cells at people. He's been charged with battery.

Ed.Kloonk · « **Reply #186 on:** December 29, 2022, 04:19:51 am »

Quote from: Vincent on December 29, 2022, 04:15:50 am

Improvised joke FTW:

It's the story of that guy who kept throwing alkaline cells at people. He's been charged with battery.

The victims involved saw both positives and negatives.

MrMobodies · « **Reply #187 on:** December 29, 2022, 05:37:00 am »

I like the charged joke and thought of this one:

Q: What is it when you are charged with battery?

A: You charged at them.

Q: What is Costa missing after the name where you work out the rest?

A: Costa fortune

(Costa coffee where you work out the rest for the expensive coffee.)

niconiconi · « **Reply #188 on:** January 10, 2023, 06:15:32 pm »

Q: What do you say when a power supply has the lowest noise in the industry but there are production difficulties?

A: It has a high Power Supply Rejection Ratio.

MK14 · « **Reply #189 on:** January 10, 2023, 06:32:39 pm »

Q: What's the most common, mental illness, amongst transistors?

A: Bipolar disorder

Q: What's the favorite game played by transistors?

A: Base ball

Q: Which transistor, has Schizophrenia, and thinks it is a diode?

A: Any made by Diodes inc

MrMobodies · « **Reply #190 on:** January 11, 2023, 02:44:16 pm »

Q: What is that pc game over 20 years ago that hints in the title about putting spears in people's heads.

A: Medal of Honor: Allied Assault: Spearhead

Q: What can a patient with alzheimer's try and do to help remember things?

A: Page file.

niconiconi · « **Reply #191 on:** January 11, 2023, 09:42:23 pm »

Q: What do you call a large public event for RF/microwave engineers?

A: A "field" day.

Vincent · « **Reply #192 on:** January 19, 2023, 03:48:38 am »

Anybody know a place still selling Nuvistors? I need to change some of my Oldvistors...

Nominal Animal · « **Reply #193 on:** January 19, 2023, 05:00:39 am »

Q: Where did the LED lead the lead leads?
A: Cûk if I know.

Ed.Kloonk · « **Reply #194 on:** January 20, 2023, 03:18:38 am »

niconiconi · « **Reply #195 on:** January 20, 2023, 07:16:48 am »

Q: A young student asks how can a CPU be built from individual transistors, what did the computer technician answer?

A: "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

niconiconi · « **Reply #196 on:** January 29, 2023, 03:55:30 am »

Q: What do you say when a newbie tries to simulate electromagnetic waves, but they keep bouncing around at the edge of the model?

A: The solution is as easy as ABC.

NiHaoMike · « **Reply #197 on:** January 29, 2023, 04:39:58 am »

Quote from: MK14 on January 10, 2023, 06:32:39 pm

Q: What's the most common, mental illness, amongst transistors?

A: Bipolar disorder

Going bipolar is indeed a common cause of suicide for CMOS chips.

MrMobodies · « **Reply #198 on:** January 29, 2023, 05:36:19 pm »

Q: What do you do to a noisy kid?

A: You ground them.

Ed.Kloonk · « **Reply #199 on:** January 29, 2023, 08:10:49 pm »

Quote from: MrMobodies on January 29, 2023, 05:36:19 pm

Q: What do you do to a noisy kid?

A: You ground them.

Or if very noisy, earth them!


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