Bad Electronics Jokes

[Nominal Animal]

Google “what makes a joke work” -  the basic elements are essential.

Eti ite.

(That is colloquial Finnish for both "You go look for it yourself", as well as "Eti (being) themselves".)

I don't know if this is a pun or a retort; it ain't a joke, though.

[MrMobodies]

Q: When singing in the rain in Tampa at dusk what will it be?

A: Purple rain

https://www.eevblog.com/forum/dodgy-technology/street-lights-turning-purple/

[MK14]

Q: Why was the battery crying?

A: Because it was feeling drained, run down and exhausted.

[MK14]

Q: Why did the computer keep sneezing, coughing and went to the Doctors?

A: Because it had a virus.

N.B. I've used some assistance, with some of these posts, today.

[MK14]

Q: Why do programmers, get mixed up between Halloween and Christmas?

A: Because OCT 31 = DEC 25

[MK14]

Q: What did the Electronics Engineer, say when his manager, approved of his new circuit, without any resistance to it?

A: Ohm my gosh!

[MK14]

Q: What did the bulb say to the smart and nice looking light switch?

A: You turn me on.

[MK14]

Q: Why do atoms lie all the time?

A: Because they make up everything!

[Ed.Kloonk]

 

[MK14]

Q: When sitting at a computer in winter, how can you make the room warmer?

A: Close all open windows.

[Ed.Kloonk]

Q: When sitting at a computer in winter, how can you make the room warmer?

A: Close all open windows.

Opposite is true for my dinosaur of a rig.

[MrMobodies]

I once had a HP DL380 G5 before I moved and that took care of my heating arrangements where the window acted as an adjustable valve to let the heat out.

Q: What would be the cowboy's preferred choice of network cable?

A: CCA

[Ed.Kloonk]

I once had a HP DL380 G5 before I moved and that took care of my heating arrangements where the window acted as an adjustable valve to let the heat out.

Q: What would be the cowboy's preferred choice of network cable?

A: CCA

I had a early core i7 with the stock cooler and a really terrible atx psu beside my feet. I noticed the difference one winter after I put the big noctua cooler on and a silent psu. No warm direct air flow anymore.    Was quiet tho. 

[Berni]

This year Nvidia is making sure we are not going to be cold for the winter with there 4000 series GPUs pulling 600W TDP. Some of them even catch fire at the connector.

[Ed.Kloonk]

This year Nvidia is making sure we are not going to be cold for the winter with there 4000 series GPUs pulling 600W TDP. Some of them even catch fire at the connector.

Why burn a CD when you can burn the whole computer?

[MrMobodies]

Q: What happened to the Berlin AquaDom aquarium?

A: It took a downward spiral.

[Ed.Kloonk]

Oh deer!

[pcprogrammer]

It's the season to be choppy, lalalala lala la la 

[niconiconi]

Q: What do you say when someone asks you a computational electrostatics problem but you're too impatient to reply?

A: Ask your MoM.

[Nominal Animal]

Oh deer!

Especially since the chopped up animal is a moose, not a deer.  It's the antlers.  All deer have spiky antlers, whereas moose have more spade- or spork-like antlers.

It also looks like Santa had to do three passes, to get all three blades of the windmill damaged.

I wonder what kind of sick and twisted moose-Santa murder-suicide pact this image depicts, considering moose don't fly.  Were Rudolph and the other reindeer fed up with Santa's Christmas shenanigans –– working the poor reindeer nearly endlessly in some kind of anomalous time loop, with probably no treats at all ––  and framed the scene as an accident?
Then again, reindeer have approximately the same brain capacity as frogs, so maybe not.
Then again again, there does seem to be one left behind on the background, to make sure the plot goes as planned.  Maybe the flying magic also increased their brain capacity?

Certainly intriguing scene.

[pcprogrammer]

Especially since the chopped up animal is a moose, not a deer.  It's the antlers.  All deer have spiky antlers, whereas moose have more spade- or spork-like antlers.

That is the first thing my wife was on about. It's a moose, and she did not get the joke behind it until she looked a bit longer and noticed Santa in the background 

[niconiconi]

Q: What do you say when lab technicians did a conducted electromagnetic interference test using an uncontrolled power supply and the results were all wrong?

A: They were not LISNing to the instructions.

[MK14]

Q: An electronics engineer, was sentenced to be executed.  The King, said "let's be lenient and let them choose their cause of death".  The executioners, said "No way, an electronics engineer, may outsmart us here".  So the King said "I'm KING, Electronics Engineer, by what method, do you want to die by?"

A: Electronics engineer replied, "old age"

[MrMobodies]

Q: What is it when there are large queues at the car park and at the supermarket door and the entrance suddenly becomes overwhelmed.
A: Too much inrush current.

Q: Where did the gnomes go?
A: They gone home

[Ed.Kloonk]