On the subject of TV hacks....
A few years ago, for reasons I don't recall, I stayed at a small hotel run by a family of 'militant' vegetarian types.
While I respect peoples choices in these things, these people were so self-righteous as to be annoying - the hotel literature was full of stuff like how they only used organic produce, ran an LPG car to minimise environmental impact, and that if you smoked in the room they'd have to get it professionally cleaned and send you the bill - you get the idea...
Well I was fiddling with the TV remote and discovered that you could program a four letter channel name that was displayed onscreen whenever you changed channels.
I wonder how long it took before thay noticed that the TV channels were now called "Beef", "Lamb", "Pork", and of course "Veal"