I am a bit perplexed how much this post has gotten out of hand, 7 pages!
I understand the need for privacy, real name, address, IP address, any other identifying credentials that you do not want others to see, email address for example, but not hiding who is looking at what post!
The way I see it there are 3 options:
1. Log out and view as guest.
2. Set up a "fake" profile.
3. Just get on with it like the other 'n' number of subscribers / members.
Most of us choose option 3 without even thinking about it.
And why on earth would someone "make fun" for want of a better phrase, of you for looking at a post for 20 minutes?! Has this ever happened? Those argument straws need a good clutching again I think!
Privacy and Paranoia, both start with a 'P' but the similarity ends there, your "request" is more paranoia than privacy "concern" I am afraid.
As for "Tapatalk" just enable desktop mode on the phone/tablet browser, usually works around those "we have an app for this" popups.
Most of this functionality is build into the forum engine, and most are default or close to default installation options.