Now, what I'd like to hear about -- and I don't see it being discussed -- is such an offer [as Rossmann's]
even legal?!
Even such simple absurdities like "throughout the universe" can be more dangerous than silly. Some discussion:
http://www.wsj.com/articles/SB125658217507308619Why would you add a qualifier to an already completely general "
all"?
While the individual clauses of the contract may be reasonable enough in a suitable context (for example, controlling ones' image, because that person irrevocably becomes part of the brand), I suspect that so many of them, so strict and onerous, strung together, without any discussion of Artist rights (beyond payment for episodes), or of considerable and ongoing compensation to make it beneficial, would simply be thrown out if it actually went to court.
It's a basic tenet of US contract law (I think; IANAL) that the agreement be mutually beneficial, and that one cannot remove basic, guaranteed freedoms, even if both parties knowingly consent to the terms (example: dom-sub contracts, that some couples use: they aren't legally binding).
For the nearly limitless responsibilities given to the Artist, and the nearly complete lack of compensation (indeed, the
levying of royalties from
any source of income Artist may pursue), I suspect that contract amounts to
indentured servitude, and is therefore null and void. It's a waste of paper, that should've never been written in the first place!
Tim