Guys, guys, guys...the reason the Batterisers aren't shipping is because they actually come from the dimension and planet Outer Zone. They're having trouble getting supplies of Morotanium converters which channel the untapped magical energy around the batteries and convert it to usable electricity.
P.S...soon...this will happen...
*The electronic community throws something at Bob*
*Bob fails to dodge it*
Bob: "OW! My popularity!"