It gets even dumber when it's California laws.
The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals issued an opinion to uphold a California law that requires a full 10-day ‘cooling off’ period for all lawful purchases of firearms, even for purchasers who have previously bought guns and passed background checks in less than 10 days. Additionally, the Ninth Circuit took issue with the lower court’s determination that the cooling off period could not be justified as an effective crime deterrent when applied to those who already owned guns and passed background checks. In essence, the lower court reasoned that if a gun owner wanted to go act impulsively, they already had the means to do so and did not need to go buy another gun to accomplish the task. So the fact that you have 4 or 5 (maybe 10 or 12 etc) other guns at home that suit the purpose if you want to go around the bend doesn't seem to compute with the pol's.
Hope you don't own cows in CA: SB 1383: Controlling Cow Flatulence. Capture cow farts or suffer heavy fines. CARB (CA Air Resources Board) suggests inserting a tube into the cow’s digestive system and venting into a backpack.
Prop. 57: Early Release for so-called Non-Violent Criminals. Among those offenses considered “non-violent”: rape of an unconscious person; human trafficking involving sex acts with minors; and assault with a deadly weapon. Blogger Felicia Wilson summed it up well (original emphasis): “…Call me crazy, but shouldn’t a crime that includes the word rape or assault be considered, I don’t know… violent?”
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship - so I hope they are good at measuring distances!