WOW!
That's an unbelievable response! Thank you so much!!!
So I posted the topic and figured I'd let it simmer for a while... A day later, well, I didn't really think anyone would have bothered, but, you know, hope springs eternal...
HOLY SCHMOKES!
Thanks to IanB, rstofer, Sweeney, helius, forrestc, EEVblog, MrAl, FrankBuss, ggchab, Brumby, kalel, KL27x, took,i Shock, Mechatrommer, SoundTech-LG, Ratch, bson... This is just fantastic.
Someone - I forget who, perhaps more than one - posed the question "what is it that makes the electrons move?" I read that, I had this sharp intake of breath, my eyes widened a little bit... and it all fell into place.
Voltage ain't a thing, like an electron. It's a force.
In my 'electrons across the finish line' analogy, electrons with a tiny amount of voltage are weak little pencil necks who are easily dissuaded. As they get more voltage - muscles - they get harder and harder to block. And Shwarzenegger electrons have so much voltage behind them that they just blow a hole right through you, if you get in their way.
It's oomph. Enthusiasm.
A force.
Got it!
People, this was massively helpful. I spent most of the day at McDonalds ($1 soft drinks with free refills) with my laptop, studying away like a busy little beaver. Just about ready to write my next exam - second in a series of 23 - and then on to the next module.
Oh, hey, FrankBuss - that was a hilarious cartoon! I'm gonna print it out and put it in my hobby room. When I get it finished, that is. Almost finished clearing it out, then I have to paint it, then build some furniture for it. It will be a combination Office/Electronics cubbyhole/3D printer cubbyhole/Library. All in about 80 square feet of space. Yeah, it's gonna be tight.
And here's something of interest:
You'll note the Rigol Oscilloscope, offered on Amazon for $8.28 Canadian. Including shipping, no less. So, what the heck? I bought one.
Well, things that sound too good to be true, usually are. It seems that Amazon has been infested with thousands of scam artists who set up as merchants in the Amazon Marketplace, list goods at attractive prices - sometimes laughably attractive - and just tell Amazon that they've shipped the goods. On nothing more than a verbal statement and a fake tracking number from a nonexistent shipping company, Amazon then pays them in full. But the goods were not shipped; in fact, they never existed.
So, I had a quiet chat with Amazon, and they are refunding me my $8.28. Oh, and if the oscilloscope ever shows up, I get to keep it. But I think the funniest part of the deal is the screenshot of the listing.
I'm working on a ridiculously tight budget, so - although I want one - I don't see an oscilloscope in the immediate future. The Rigol comes in at around $600 Canadian with tax and shipping. For about $400 I can get the Hantek DSO5202P from China. 2 channels, not 4; 200Mhz, not 100Mhz. I don't see an immediate requirement for a scope, and the money really isn't in the budget anyway... I just want a scope. So, if you have thoughts, I'm all ears.
Thanks again, everyone. You really helped!
Thanks, Charlie