Not even slightly an April 1st gag - Please help

[MK14]

[alexanderbrevig]

Answer is 42

[MK14]

Answer is 42

Thanks.
So I'll make the resistor 42  .

I have one more question:

[MK14]

Please do NOT visit the following website, and if you do, don't mess with any of the electronics/buttons there.

http://sprott.physics.wisc.edu/pickover/pc/redbut.html

[Red Squirrel]

What is the tolerance on those 1ohm resistors, that will make the world of a difference.  The whole network should probably be oven compensated as well.

[MK14]

What is the tolerance on those 1ohm resistors, that will make the world of a difference.  The whole network should probably be oven compensated as well.

It is oven/temperature compensated. It is kept at a constant temperature by the "Warm Front" heater.

The tolerances have been reverse biased, twisted into opposing pairs and uncompensated for. So it should be fine.

[Nusa]

You need to rotate the compass until you achieve maximum efficiency in the Arena from the Earth's magnetic field.

You also need a Pontiac Trans Am blocker car to ensure your route is clear to maintain speeds in excess of 88 mph.

[Brumby]

You found the schematic!!

[Cerebus]

When I built this I found that the resistor labelled "120 or to taste" was best substituted by Strawberry+jOrange . And make sure to use a mark I batterang by the 11kg inductor - the markII doesn't work at all, Adam West'll hook you up if you have any problems finding one, but do not buy any of the knock-offs from Burt Ward.

[Harb]

Finally someone has taken the time to reverse engineered the bateriser

[Domagoj T]

The flux capacitor is shorted.

[MK14]

When I built this I found that the resistor labelled "120 or to taste" was best substituted by Strawberry+jOrange . And make sure to use a mark I batterang by the 11kg inductor - the markII doesn't work at all, Adam West'll hook you up if you have any problems finding one, but do not buy any of the knock-offs from Burt Ward.

I'm actually from 2057, and made the circuit for fun. Then when I switched it on, I was time-displaced and teleported back to 2017. As another poster has said, the problem is probably:

The flux capacitor is shorted.

Hence the huge time drift.

I'm trying to build a new one, so that I can get back to 2057, but it needs software, and the software team are having great difficulty, understanding the problem. See Here (picture at bottom of post):

Finally, before I go, a quick severe warning from the future (2057), about Trump, whatever you do get ~#%"%&%&"Error 29 - Keyboard battery failure (usually caused by a batteriser failure). We hope this error does not affect you.

Finally someone has taken the time to reverse engineered the bateriser