So the story is, I got an Agilent 54622D off Ebay, got it the other day and it works fine. I took the front panel off to do some cleaning and to treat the UV damaged brown plastic of the 3.5" floppy, and I noticed the knobs. See the knob at the left in the pic? It's the only original knob (for this model). I didn't realize it until I took off the front cover. Then I did some research and discovered that all the knobs but that one are the next gen knobs that Keysight uses on models like DSOX2002A. I don't have a clue who or why somebody would change the knobs out, and where they would have gotten them. The old knobs I think had a coating that went gooey from how that one knob looks. I like the newer knobs so I thought I'd see if I could order one more from Keysight.
I found the little matching knob on Keysight's parts site for $1.99. I thought (stupidly)
should be easy enough to order that. The story is though - the HELL I had to go through to order it. Pure bureaucratic nonsense.
So I found the knob which was orderable for $1.99. Cool I thought. I'll just create an account like so many other stores such as Target or what have you and I'll be on my way. Well I get to the part where it asks you your company name -
not an optional field. So WTF am I supposed to do there? I didn't have a clue so I called Keysight and got a nice young man. I asked him if I had to be with a company to order a knob or any parts. He said no just use your name in the company field and it will all be OK". I said fine thanks bye.
The account was seemingly created and it said to wait for a "confirmation" email. I got that in a few minutes and it said to click on the link and wait for "approval" which could take 24 hours. Huh? Does Target wait for "approval". Is my money possibly not wanted by this company?
I just want to buy a little plastic knob. Is all this really necessary? Whatever.
In a few more minutes I get back this email -
Thank you for registering with the Parts Online Store system.
Access to the Parts Online Store system requires that the email address used for registration be your company email address. We request this to help protect user privacy and insure that order information for your company remains confidential. It does not appear that your email address in your registration matches your company name therefore we are unable to finalize your registration.
User login: (my email was here)
Company: (my name was here)
Please register again using an email address from your company. Or, respond to this email with information that the email address you registered with is actually your company email address at which time we will re-evaluate your registration. Alternatively, you can submit Feedback if you would like more detail or believe there has been a mistake.
Sincerely,
Keysight Technologies
So I called the guy back and told him it didn't work. He was a little confused. I said what characters are in a company email address anyway? How does your computer know what a "company" email address is anyway? How does it know that my email address is not a company email address? I asked if I could just order the damn thing over the phone. He said OK and we completed the order over the phone.
The fun isn't over. Oh no.
Then I got this later in the day -
Dear (my name),
Thank you for choosing Keysight Technologies, the world’s premier test and measurement company. We are not able to complete your transaction until we receive the tax status for PO#(my name)/VISA.
IF YOUR ORDER IS TAXABLE:
You can reply to this email directly to accept all applicable taxes, or you can submit a change order to Keysight stating that the order should be taxed.
IF YOUR ORDER IS TAX EXEMPT:
Please reply to this email stating your tax exemption status and provide a valid Tax Exemption Certificate. Alternatively, you may also submit a change order to Keysight reflecting the correct tax status along with a valid Tax Exemption Certificate.
Single Use Tax Exemptions are acceptable, but require the single use exemption information (permit number, tax status, etc) to be clearly displayed on your Purchase Order.
blah blah blah it goes on and on I'll spare you the rest ...
At this point I'm so friggin pissed at this process I called back again and got another person. I said why is it sending me, an individual, this email? He said the system "probably" didn't know I was an individual. I said I just talked to a guy that completed my order over the phone - he clearly knew I was an individual. I did try to complete a registration process that has no clue that individuals can buy your products and buy parts they might need because it asks for a company name. If you sell to individuals, as I guess you do since the guy just sold me a plastic knob and I'm an individual, you know, they could ASK on that page if the person is an individual, you know, in an extra field ... ask the damn question in your registration! Gah!
But, what is the deal with email addresses anyway? What reason do they have to need to determine that my email address is NOT my company email address? Why does it have to match anything in particular? For that matter, why can't me, a person with money to spend, buy from you, a product that you sell - this knob for $1.99? I buy, you sell, and everybody goes home happy? Why the nightmarish ordering system registration process? He said he had heard of it being a problem for individuals and he "understood".
This folks is plain old Big Company bureaucracy for no good reason. We're talking about a $1.99 plastic knob ...
Supposedly it's on order now to arrive in 7 - 10 days because it's not in the U.S. at this time.
Hahahahahahaha ... Somebody get me a shot of whiskey.