Intro:


Verse 1:

  I risk my body connecting hot stuff to ground
  Circuit drown
  Emit each bit, the frequency's falling down
  Components are smokin', danger, the signal is stallin' now
  Angry language all around me, I'm hearin' appallin' sounds

  Reaction's fast though, our minds have little taus
  We can modify the system for deadly static plows around the clock
  Perilous circuit block sketches express the
  stock of daunting blows in every watt and p.d. drop

  Business majors and the Civil E's some feeble fakers
  Compared to them we're almighty saviors, born in mangers;
  We proclaim to be greater
  Naysayers: you may kiss my phasor

  Battle in our cubicles, debug and correct it
  Test gear representin' weapons, and we're pocket protected
  And regret it if ever you heckle us cuz we're kinetically wreckin' trouble
  The methods of a double electric...YEEEAAH

Chorus:

  DMM, definitely need some of them
  Oscilloscope, a breadboard, some probes, and a fun-gen
  Hewlett-Packard and Tektronix and Fluke have gadgets
  we use to master electronics

  (C-Had), (C-Had)
  Appear weird, electrical engineers are revered, so obey
  (Ben Brand), (Ben Brand)
  We're sincere, severely lackin' fear, lightyears beyond afraid

Verse 2:

  They come at me with some baffling projects and mind shakers
  I combat them with some clever designs and money makers
  I demean obscene equations by Laplacing and massaging them later
  Give me caffeine before I blow my circuit breaker

  Off to the lab where shock hazards are had
  I rock Dockers I'm clad with Doc Martens I'm fab
  Undergrad workin' hard for a job offer to grab
  Utilize copper to someday earn some dollars like mad

  Test takin', logic gatin' and slew ratin'
  When I'm trippin' my TI-89 does me some savin'
  Cuz it ain't easy, EEs learn lessons and try hard
  Cuz the easiest expression is V=IR

  or using loops
  You won't survive without a group
  Don't go bizerk to professors, cuz they don't give a whoop
  If ya don't believe me then your thinkin's refracted and flawed
  Go away and don't come back before readin' about Snell's Law

Chorus:

  DMM, definitely need some of them
  Oscilloscope, a breadboard, some probes, and a fun-gen
  Hewlett-Packard and Tektronix and Fluke have gadgets
       we use to master electronics

  (C-Had), (C-Had)
  Appear weird, electrical engineers are revered, so obey
  (Ben Brand), (Ben Brand)
  We're sincere, severely lackin' fear, lightyears beyond afraid

Verse 3 & 4:

  Outta control, I take a toll when I'm engineerin'
  Design with FETs it's incredible and that's without no power fleein'
  Epic like room temp superconductors
  Others pass us and coil like my surface-mount inductors

  Voltages offset and we're not even sweatin'
  Catch Me in My lab Messin' My Mind with MOSFETin'
  We analyze the hell out of circuits of any order
  And don't need Optimus Prime when we can make transformers

  Get ready to get with the futuristically sickest tidbits
  exhibiting wicked tricks since it will don our fingerprints
  Einstein and Tesla, derivin' with fine minds
  A plethora of refined designs, my kind of fellas

  DMM, definitely need some of them to thrive
  A prime example's the Fluke 87-V
  We're strange, but we're the same in some ways we're tied
  Just like a bus and I'm not talkin' 'bout the yellow kind


  Roll up my sleeves and do some MATLAB and some PSPICE  
  Code is received and data's lookin' pretty precise
  I'm very dope like a semiconductor device
  Holy crap that's cool, that signal looks nice

  If we're unattractive we use magnets for catchin'
  We're frail, but we flux, I mean flex, stators and rotors with passion
  Electronic music is our doin' cuz
  we invented synthesizers and autotune

  Wider, diode describer
  Denote the power cycle, reload the wire
  Power supply climbs, spin the dial higher
  Pretty soon gonna use the voltage divider

  Double E's be shy but some are candid
  Electrons act exactly how I want like I command it
  Alligators lack the upper hand, understand it
  Otherwise they're bloody and abandoned after getting Ben-Branded

Chorus:

  DMM, definitely need some of them
  Oscilloscope, a breadboard, some probes, and a fun-gen
  Hewlett-Packard and Tektronix and Fluke have gadgets
  we use to master electronics

  (C-Had), (C-Had)
  Appear weird, electrical engineers are revered, so obey
  (Ben Brand), (Ben Brand)
  We're sincere, severely lackin' fear, lightyears beyond afraid

Verse 5:
  Electric fields bind me and V grows
  It's okay though, really, our abilities are BIBO
  We're well trained to tame insane flows,
  Refrain from mains blows like tweezers with Dave Jones

  Silly teachers
  Silly valley girl cheaters that complain about it's tough to be speakers
  The orange-skinned, walk-of-shame takin', bubbly,
      drama-makin' ladies with the size double D teeters

  We got size double E brains
  Same with physicists and all the folks in white jackets and the beakers
  We're gettin infinite gain from the malicous, maleficent verbal pain
      launched at us by lesser creatures

  Because of our knack with knick-knacks
  Because of how fast we cap and tackle with actual feedback
  Because of the fact
  Because of Hack-N-Mod, EEVBlog.com
  We subtract the slackin marketing quacks

  And none's equal
  Best respect electrical E's, else you're subject to hear a sequel
  We're geeks, nerds and freaks, infer the double meaning:
  With our techniques we technically rule the people